Terms of Chaos
✦ TERMS OF CHAOS ✦
Welcome to the Messy multiverse — where rules exist, but they wear tie-dye and sometimes dissolve in pixelated static. By vibing with our site, grabbing our gear, or just browsing through the madness, you agree to the following:
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1. ✺ The Ritual (Acceptance of Terms)
By entering this zone messy.com.pk, you’re officially part of the Messy realm. Scrollin’, clickin’, or checkin’ out means you agree to our chaotic terms. No secret handshakes needed — your digital aura already said yes.
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2. ❂ What We Sell (Product Realness)
Our drops are real — just like the dopamine hit when you see a tee that screams your inner gremlin. That said:
• Colors may warp depending on your screen’s mood.
• Fits may feel oversized, undersized, or like a warm hug from a glitchy dream.
• Limited drops = no reboots. If it’s gone, it’s ghosted.
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3. ✧ Money Magic (Payments)
We accept major cards, digital potions (Jazzcash, EasyPaisa etc), and good vibes (just kidding — please pay). Your info’s encrypted in a prism of cybersecurity spells.
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4. ⟁ Shipping Shenanigans
We ship from the cosmic warehouse to your doorstep. Expect:
• Processing time: 3–4 Working days.
• Shipping time: Depends on your zone (and local dragons).
• Delays? Could be Mercury retrograde or customs. Either way, we got you.
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5. ❒ Return Portals
Not vibing with your fit? You’ve got 14 days to send it back through the wormhole (unworn, tags on, no glitter bombs).
• Sale items = final call.
• Limited Experiments = no returns (they’re too rare to reverse).
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6. ☄ Glitch Happens (Liability)
We’re not responsible for:
• Sudden style awakenings
• Spontaneous dance breaks
• Your grandma asking where you got “those wild pants”
But we ARE responsible for getting your order right and keeping things fair.
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7. ⍢ Mind Meld (Privacy)
Your data = your frequency. We only use it to:
• Ship your chaos
• Send weird emails if you opt in
• Track the drip (analytics, but fun)
We never sell your info to shadowy corporations or alien overlords.
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8. 💀 Rule Rewrites (Updates)
Terms of Chaos evolve — like street style and alternate timelines. Check back whenever the universe shifts. We’ll post updates when the vibe changes.
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9. 🛸 Got Drama? (Contact)
Lost in the sauce? Hit us up through Buzz Us. Our support squad answers fast, usually in full drip.
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Stay Messy ⚠︎ Stay Real ⚠︎ Stay Warped
@StayMessy | #TermsOfChaos